Sunday, July 02, 2006
Questionable Priorities
It's hard to believe that the police, FBI, and Secret Service in western Massachusetts had nothing better to do than hunt for a camera containing unauthorized photos of Brad Pitt and Sausage Lips. I know they've been spending a lot of time in Africa, so have they adopted the notion of some African tribes that a photograph captures the soul? It's ridiculous to me that three divisions of law enforcement would be involved in tracking down celebrity photos. Come on, people, Brad and Sausage are not gods, and the camera didn't capture their souls. Get some perspective.
Note to Brad and Sausage: If you didn't want your photographs taken, you should have chosen other careers. It's part of being a celebrity, and it's the price you pay for your lavish lifestyle.